Made Me Do It Crew

The stars made you do it—and now you can blame them in style.
This cozy black crewneck is your go-to uniform for surviving retrograde with sass and softness. Warm, roomy, and ready for every chaotic decision you make while Mercury’s in meltdown.

Perfect for journaling through drama, canceling plans, or texting your ex (then unsending it immediately).

✨ Oversized unisex fit — perfect for layering or lounging
🌒 Features minimalist "Retrograde Made Me Do It" text
🖤 In cosmic black — mysterious, moody, and a little magical
🔮 Your official post-shadow work wardrobe staple

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!